#6 But...
I envy you for receiving so many presents.
Money would have been better, though. Don't you agree?
-Yeah, sure. -I agree.
The fan base is growing, slowly but surely.
Since Chika's got the childish look, she gets so many stuffed bears.
What a cheeky face you have, Chika.
Please, stop telling me that.
Aily's got many great gifts, too. Most of them are luxury brands.
They will bring us a lot of money.
You're a true leader, Aily. You make me happy and excited.
What the hell?
It's... my pleasure, Boss.
Next is Mari. This is it?
All you got are letters and worthless stuff.
What went wrong? You're hardly popular at all.
This hurts.
I'm fine, actually.
I can't believe there is such a difference in popularity.
It's embarrassing! I haven't felt this embarrassed all year.
I'm sorry.
Well, whatever. Clear them up by selling or discarding them.
Man, that was a lot of work to clear everything up!
They should have just sold them all instead of giving them to us.
I envy Ryo for getting only a few presents.
Is it that fun? You bastard.
Huh?
I mean, is it that fun to get a lot of presents?
You can't stop laughing, huh? It must be fun being popular.
What are you talking about, big bro?
You know it's not fun.
Don't get carried away just because you're a bit popular.
-I'll cut your balls off! -No! Please don't do that!
We don't have them, anyway!
What's wrong with you, Ryo? You aren't jealous, are you?
Why the hell should I be?
Who would want your shitty presents?
All right, then. But why are you so upset?
I can't believe you thought I might be jealous.
Seriously, cut it out! It's disgusting!
Well, it was just a joke.
Don't even joke about it.
You're the one who taught us to keep holding onto the Gokudo soul!
I want to keep on living with that carved in my heart.
You're damn right. I didn't know you were that serious.
My bad. I'm ashamed to not be a good big bro to you.
Don't say that, bro. I apologize for getting too emotional.
What are we doing, fighting over such stupid stuff?
Yeah. Well, let's have a drink!
What is this lingering anger? I've never felt like this before.
What? What is it?
Could it really be... jealousy?
It can't be true! Nonsense! Get a grip!
I can't be an idol on the inside!
But now I am an idol.
No! I will hold onto Gokudo soul forever.
But since I'm an idol anyway, I want to be more popular.
Shut up! This could be good!
If I become less popular, I could get removed from the group!
But I'll remain looking like an idol.
No! What matters is the soul!
A true yakuza isn't concerned with looks!
But...
GOKUDOLS THEATER
I slept well.
I want to get a lot of presents, too.
I also want to be a whole lot cuter.
Because I'm an idol!
Was it a dream?
No, I... No!
It's not what you think! Believe me!
Never-ending inner conflict.
#7 No Way
Bro... I don't think I fit in in this world, after all.
I'm ashamed of myself for being a coward.
Hey, you've just got in.
It's too early to whine.
I was just like you when I first joined.
I was too scared to do anything.
I was a piece of crap.
Is that true?
So don't lose hope. Hold on.
I understand your feelings more than anyone does.
You can always come talk to me.
Remember, we're brothers.
Bro...
Thank you! I will follow you forever!
This is your assistant.
-Huh? -You need one, right?
He used to be your little bro, right?
You can ask him to do anything you want.
Kimura... Long time no see.
Hello. It's been a while.
It's my pleasure to serve you. I'll do my best.
You've got a tiny voice.
Are you nervous? Or getting excited?
No way! I just--
If you flirt with any of them, I'll crush your balls.
I will never do that! I swear!
It's been a while since we last came here.
Yeah. But is it OK for you to be out?
It's quite late.
Boss is out of town today, so don't worry.
He'll beat my ass all night long if he finds out, though.
That's harsh, bro.
Anyway, I've always dreamed of having a drink with you again.
I'm so happy.
Kimura...
I'm happy, too, to hear you call me "bro" again.
It's nothing.
No matter what happens to you, you will always be my bro.
You were the one who had my back whenever I was having hard times.
You're my true bro, even more than my real one.
What an exaggeration. But I'm happy to hear that.
Since my looks changed, most of my little bros see me with leering eyes.
You're different, right?
Who is doing that? I'll wipe them out!
Leave them alone. It can't be helped since I became this cute.
Even I get sexually aroused when I see myself in the mirror.
What?
I'm totally different from you or them and won't change, no matter what!
I'll follow you all my life!
I'm happy just to be around you!
Kimura, you're the only one I can trust.
Ha! Who cares about the boss? We'll drink like crazy tonight!
Old man! Two more sake, please.
Miss, you drink like a fish.
Bro, you can hold your drink as ever.
And you can't hold your drink as ever.
I'm nothing compared to you.
But don't you think I'm drinking more than before?
Yeah, maybe. At least you seem to have broken the habit of stripping.
That's my bro! You still remember my habit!
Such a pleasure!
You're overreacting.
This is another sign that you're drunk.
As per your request, I'm willing to strip!
No, no. Please don't.
I told you not to.
Ah! Damn it!
Bro! This isn't what you...
Listen, Chika... I mean, bro!
I found a pile of them at the office. I just sometimes wear this.
You sometimes wear this stuff?
Please believe me, Chika... I mean, bro!
Just call me Chika.
Don't say outrageous things. You know we're brothers!
Who would wear underwear with their brother's face on it?
To me, it's more outrageous.
Go, wear it. You're a big fan of mine, right?
Bro, I've reflected on my behavior! I'll follow you forever!
Stop calling me bro.
And don't follow me. You freak me out.
Unrequited love is hard.
#8 The Secret to Talk Shows
We're off to the radio show.
Oh, that live radio show.
It wasn't cheap getting you booked.
Give it your best shot, you punks.
If you fail, you'll be in big trouble. Your lives are on the line.
Just relax, and everything will be fine.
I'll be supporting you, listening to the radio.
How can we relax with you putting this much pressure on us?
We'll have a duo with us today.
Bonjorno musume from BKA48.
You know them, right?
Well, yeah. Bon-jo?
No, we don't know!
Bonjorno musume are the "it girls" now.
Don't let them control the show. They're your rivals, so to speak.
I bet they're 20-somethings with no real life experience.
They can't beat us on a talk show.
What are you talking about? They've got more experience.
Oh, right. That's true. Let's take it easy.
Wow! What a treat this is!
The hottest underground idols,
Bonjorno musume and GOKUDOLS!
Thank you for having us today!
Thank you!
How have you been? All of you must be super busy!
Yes, we are. But love from the fans keeps us going!
Aily, you sound like you're from the '80s or something.
Huh? Did I do something wrong?
Those bitches laughed at me!
How about you, Yui?
Ugh, I wish my CEO would let me rest.
I wish my fans would give it a rest, too.
Honest as always, Yui! Are you allowed to say that?
Just kidding!
This is bad. We're being overshadowed!
Hmm, this isn't going well.
What kind of food are you into, Chika?
Huh? Me?
Food... Something idols would like...
I know the perfect answer!
Recently, I'm into strawberry cakes!
Uh... I see...
Chika, you sound like every other girl.
Lame.
What? They don't want a typical answer?
Those bitches just called me lame!
Well, strawberry cakes are tasty, for sure.
Next, Hiyuyu?
To me, shiokara is the best food!
It goes so well with rice.
Are you serious? You're like an old man.
GOKUDOLS
Don't be so downhearted, girls.
You did seem to be completely defeated in the first half,
but this is your first time on the radio.
You'll adjust. It's all right.
No, it's not all right.
We're headed for all-night beatings!
Boss has been practicing hitting balls pretty often lately.
There's no time to waste. We have to win today!
Please tell us how to win!
They're fired up today.
All right. You want to be funny, right?
According to the current trend, being honest is key.
Just like Bonjorno musume answered "shiokara" today,
showing your old-man side for contrast will work.
Continuing with Bonjorno musume and GOKUDOLS.
Thanks again for coming today.
Do you have any concerns?
Anything to do with relationships, maybe? Oops, it must be a taboo subject.
How about Mari?
Concerns?
Ryo, give it a go!
Big bro, we're counting on you!
Be "honest" and like an "old man"...
What should I...?
Got it!
The other day, I found a gray pubic hair.
I was so shocked.
Huh? Did I say something wrong?
Excuse us, but we're going to a commercial now.
Mari was severely punished afterwards,
but somehow, she ended up gaining some hardcore fans.
#9 What is Girl Talk?
You lack a sense of sisterhood.
Sisterhood?
What's that?
We want you to exhibit sisterly relationships.
Fans are attracted to that kind of chemistry.
Your relationships seem strained as of now.
Sure they do, because we're brothers. Right, bro?
Huh?
Uh, it's been the trend among us to pretend as if we're brothers.
Dude, watch your mouth! Be careful, will you?
I'm sorry! It slipped out!
Well, anyway,
you should work harder on girl talk,
instead of pretending to be brothers.
Understood.
How are we meant to know what girl talk is?
MAKEUP ROOM
Chika, you're cute as always.
Huh? Your skin is a bit rough today.
Feeling tired?
Uh... Well, yeah.
Oh, no. I'll give you a massage.
Oh, thank you.
Damn, I envy him.
Karin, please massage me, too.
All right. Wait a second, Mari.
Hey! What about me?
Sure. Aily gets to go third, OK?
It's been a while since a woman last touched me.
It feels good.
I know. I'm good at this.
Wow. I didn't know you've got such big breasts.
Can I touch them?
Wait... Wait a minute!
What's she doing?
Mari, are you embarrassed?
You're so cute.
What happened just then? I've never been treated like this.
Somehow...
I'm getting excited.
You must like having physical contact with girls.
Sorry. Did I go too far?
No, no! I didn't mean it.
I think this is a special kind of communication among girls.
It's just like men having a bath together to communicate.
I see!
Yeah, I agree.
Let's go to a hot spring together someday.
Bonding through bathing, just like guys do.
Bathing?
I'll go! I swear on my life I will go!
You don't have to swear on your life.
Next is Aily. Are you feeling stiff in any parts?
Yes, my um... lower body.
Ah, I'm kidding. Kidding!
Man, that sure was great.
Yeah, it was awesome.
You're sly, bro. It's not fair that you got your feet massaged.
Ask her to massage yours next time, then.
It felt so good.
Karin is the best.
Girl talk isn't that bad, huh?
Honestly, I had no idea what it was when Kinoshita first mentioned it,
but he's a sharp one as always - a very reliable man.
Girl talk might be necessary for us as idols, like he said.
Let's do it more often.
But how?
Just give it a try!
Let's touch each other's boobs, you punks!
I see!
Well? Are we bonding now?
I'm... not sure.
I don't really get it.
How about the lower parts?
Don't say such a creepy thing, dude!
But what is this feeling?
How about changing positions?
Kazu, come in front. Let me touch yours.
Sure...
What...
What are we doing?
Is this weird, or nice?
How is it?
Well, it's...
Uh, bro, when are we going to stop this?
Let's continue for a little longer.
Something might happen.
An awkward mood was the only result they got.
#10 Do We Love Each Other?
Ron!
Three-color singles, two-dora haneman!
Again? You're getting lucky today, Kazu.
Kimura, you're not helping Kazu, are you?
I know that you're a huge fan of Chika!
Stop it, bro!
That's gross!
Gross? That's harsh!
Shut up!
It's relaxing.
This kind of warm atmosphere...
It's like nothing I've ever felt before.
Mom, I'm hungry.
Huh? Go drink tap water or something.
I'm busy watching TV, so shut up.
Eri, where are your relatives?
That kid's so annoying.
Hey! Don't put your mouth on that! You're so disgusting.
My rough life began with a childhood where I was not loved by anyone.
In my school days, all I did was fight. No one would ever get close to me.
I didn't really want to fight.
Maybe because my parents bullied me when I was a child.
I just wanted to get stronger.
No one could approach me at school.
Come on, brat! Do it quicker or just quit the job!
I was just a brat who could do nothing to contribute to society.
And then I joined the yakuza world.
It's always thick with tension here.
I entered this man's world that I'd yearned for,
but nothing changed. Every day was still as cold as always.
Before I knew it, I had no real family or friends.
My life had no laughter or warmth.
It's warm.
Barley shochu on the rocks and fish liver.
A cute girl like you has the taste of a tough guy?
Well, yeah.
There was a guy who always ordered barley shochu on the rocks and fish liver.
He was a young yakuza and used to come here regularly.
He hasn't visited in a while, though.
A little bird told me he screwed up at work.
I wonder how he's doing now.
Now he's an idol in Akihabara.
He was probably killed.
I'm alive!
What kind of person was he?
He was a great guy.
I hate yakuza, but I liked him.
He got drunk and suffered whenever he had to hurt someone.
He was a kind man.
But now he's gone.
I'm not dead!
Stop crying!
Maybe I can share a barley shochu on the rocks with him when I'm dead.
Um... He might still be alive.
Nah, I bet he's dead.
Old man...
I'm a terrible person, aren't I?
Hopeless trash.
Hey, hey. Not again. What happened this time?
As a man, the only thing I can do with these fists
is hurt people.
My life has always been about hurting someone and getting hurt.
Is it really worth me living?
You're still young.
There will be a day when those hands embrace someone with kindness.
You're a yakuza, don't cry.
Old man... thank you.
There you are, bro.
You're late. Where have you been?
Somewhere around here.
Boss will kill you if he finds out.
Please be careful.
Ah, I see.
Got to get up early tomorrow. Let's start the game soon.
The losers will dance on stage.
I don't have to hurt anyone here.
All right, let's start the game!
My job might be worthless,
but for the first time in my life, I feel warmth.
Hey, punks! I've got a brilliant idea for the next job!
Damn! Turn the doorknob for once!
We'll sell DVDs with tickets to a 50-hour hugging event!
Embrace your fans with your fists of love.
Well, there should be some good things in this life... I think.
Boss, I don't think 50 hours is--
Shut up! You'll do anything that makes money, or I'll kill you!